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Post 72, Dog Couch
Aw yes, as if his life were not privileged already. Schnuggie needed an upgrade from his bed. He had outgrown it and it had become worn out. It also did not suit him well. It wasn’t befitting of a majestic creature such as himself. And so I got him this…
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Post 71, Schnuggie Got the Teddy Bear Cut
I usually have Schnuggie get the lion cut when taking him to be groomed. Grooming is very important as poms struggle with their fur getting matted rather easily. Thats probably why you see them consistently sporting the short hair look. This time I decided to ask for the “Teddy Bear”…
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Post 70, The Schnuggularity
AI is a fascinating and complex new addition to our reality. It seems as though all science fiction movies are coming true at the same time. Gattaca, Serenity, The Terminator, HER, etc. I have heard the singularity be thrown around but didn’t really understand what it was exactly. It’s my…
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Post 69, A Touch of Schnuggie
Schnuggie is a bit of a cinephile. He especially loves old movies. Take the movie, Touch of Evil for example, Schnuggie is just gaga for Orsen Welles. He just loves to reimagine himself in old films. With that punim, he sure could be a superstar.
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Post 68, Citizen Schnugg
Little dogs have a complex. They have an ego the size of a rhino compacted into the size of an elephant’s toenail. When I took Schnuggie to get his check up at the vet, he completely scared and bullied a huge black lab in front of him. What’s hilarious about…
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Post 67, Schnitzsche
I have heard it said often, that Nietzsche is misunderstood. Bart Simpson for example, is not a candidate for a Nietzsche follower as his antics are often fueled by rebellion towards Skinner, thereby making him not be his own person but still defined and controlled by Skinner. He is not…
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Post 66, You Remind Me of the Schnugg
You remind me of the Schnugg What Schnugg? Schnugg of the power…. I saw my Schnuggie, crying hard as Schnugg could cry What could I do? My Schnuggie’s love had gone and left my Schnuggie blue, nobody knew…. Dance Schnuggie dance Schnuggie dance Dance Schnuggie dance
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Post 65, If Heaven and Hell Decide
Will Schnuggie go to Heaven? Will Schnuggie go to Hell? Will he be a good boy all his life and turn mean towards the end or will he be mischievous until he meets his maker and turn a corner just in time? Will he make it to heaven only to…
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Post 64, Rebel Rebel
Schnuggie is a big David Bowie fan. He owns several CDs. Fun fact: Bowie’s left eye appeared to be a different color due to a permanent dilation caused by a punch in a schoolyard fight. Schnuggie is very mischievous and rebellious. When I saw this little Rebel shirt at Petco,…
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Post 63, The Dog Who Fell to Earth
This is Ground control to Major Schnugg You’ve really made the breed And the papers want to know whose shirts you tear Now it’s time to leave capsule doggie door if you dare There’s a star dog waiting in the skyHe’d like to come and meet usBut he thinks he’d…
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