Post 72, Dog Couch
Aw yes, as if his life were not privileged already. Schnuggie needed an upgrade from his bed. He had outgrown it and it had become worn out. It also did not suit him well. It wasn’t befitting of a majestic creature such as himself. And so I got him this dog bed from Amazon for…
Post 71, Schnuggie Got the Teddy Bear Cut
I usually have Schnuggie get the lion cut when taking him to be groomed. Grooming is very important as poms struggle with their fur getting matted rather easily. Thats probably why you see them consistently sporting the short hair look. This time I decided to ask for the “Teddy Bear” cut or do. It suits…
Post 70, The Schnuggularity
AI is a fascinating and complex new addition to our reality. It seems as though all science fiction movies are coming true at the same time. Gattaca, Serenity, The Terminator, HER, etc. I have heard the singularity be thrown around but didn’t really understand what it was exactly. It’s my rough understanding that it is…
Post 69, A Touch of Schnuggie
Schnuggie is a bit of a cinephile. He especially loves old movies. Take the movie, Touch of Evil for example, Schnuggie is just gaga for Orsen Welles. He just loves to reimagine himself in old films. With that punim, he sure could be a superstar.
Post 68, Citizen Schnugg
Little dogs have a complex. They have an ego the size of a rhino compacted into the size of an elephant’s toenail. When I took Schnuggie to get his check up at the vet, he completely scared and bullied a huge black lab in front of him. What’s hilarious about Schnuggie is his whole body…
Post 67, Schnitzsche
I have heard it said often, that Nietzsche is misunderstood. Bart Simpson for example, is not a candidate for a Nietzsche follower as his antics are often fueled by rebellion towards Skinner, thereby making him not be his own person but still defined and controlled by Skinner. He is not self directed and Nietzsche would…
Post 66, You Remind Me of the Schnugg
You remind me of the Schnugg What Schnugg? Schnugg of the power…. I saw my Schnuggie, crying hard as Schnugg could cry What could I do? My Schnuggie’s love had gone and left my Schnuggie blue, nobody knew…. Dance Schnuggie dance Schnuggie dance Dance Schnuggie dance
Post 65, If Heaven and Hell Decide
Will Schnuggie go to Heaven? Will Schnuggie go to Hell? Will he be a good boy all his life and turn mean towards the end or will he be mischievous until he meets his maker and turn a corner just in time? Will he make it to heaven only to blow it 5 minutes therein?…
Post 64, Rebel Rebel
Schnuggie is a big David Bowie fan. He owns several CDs. Fun fact: Bowie’s left eye appeared to be a different color due to a permanent dilation caused by a punch in a schoolyard fight. Schnuggie is very mischievous and rebellious. When I saw this little Rebel shirt at Petco, well I just had to…
Post 63, The Dog Who Fell to Earth
This is Ground control to Major Schnugg You’ve really made the breed And the papers want to know whose shirts you tear Now it’s time to leave capsule doggie door if you dare There’s a star dog waiting in the skyHe’d like to come and meet usBut he thinks he’d wag our mindsThere’s a star…
Post 62, It’s Schnuggie Jackson
Schnuggie Wuggie is not my doggie He just insists that he is the one But the pooch is not my son Just joking, he’s totally my fur baby. I would give him my kidney in a second. I’m gonna get in trouble for my idolatry for him with God I’m pretty sure. Sorry Trish, you…
Post 61, Schnuggie Nomi
You Don’t Own Me You don’t own me, I’m not just one of your many toys, you don’t own me, stop saying I can’t chew other bones And don’t tell me where to peeAnd don’t tell me when to speakI’ll live my life however I pleaseSo don’t put me on that leash?! I’ll barkAnd I…
Post 60, Schnugg Induced Suffocation
Schnuggie loves to lick your face so much that you can’t breathe. His love can literally be suffocating. There’s no where to hide and no where to turn. Eventually you will give in. You will succumb to the Schnugg. . He will lick your face, up your nose, behind your ears, on your eyes, your…
Post 59, Precious Moments Schnuggie
Is there anything cuter and sweeter in the world? These moments are what keep us going. Looking down at that face. So peaceful, so calm. My little angel fluff from heaven.
Post 58, Lion Cut
It was time for Schnuggie to get a grooming. I requested a more pronounced lion cut this time. He came out beautiful. I think Foxy K-9 did a great job.
Post 55: Paper Bag Chew Up
He lives to chew up paper and tear it up. Anything paper and he vaults for it and shreds it up and it seems to make him feel so tough.
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