The Schnug Life

This is Ground control to Major Schnugg

You’ve really made the breed

And the papers want to know whose shirts you tear

Now it’s time to leave capsule doggie door if you dare

There’s a star dog waiting in the sky
He’d like to come and meet us
But he thinks he’d wag our minds
There’s a star dog waiting in the sky
He’s told us not to whistle
‘Cause he knows it’s all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the children walk me
Let the children pet me
Let all the children Schnuggie

It’s a god awful Schnugg affair, to the dog with the mousey hair. His mommie has grabbed his leash, and his daddy throws away his treat.
Dogs best friend is no where to be seen
As he walks through the park of green
This place is a saddening bore,
For he’s peed there 10 times or more
He has licked in the eyes of fools
As they ask him to focus on….

Strange squirrels
Running up the lampost
Oh man
Look at those rodents go
It’s the gnarliest show
Take a look at the
Dog show
Ribboning the wrong one
Oh man
Wonder if he’ll ever know
It’s the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?