The Schnug Life

Schnuggie loves to lick your face so much that you can’t breathe. His love can literally be suffocating.

There’s no where to hide and no where to turn. Eventually you will give in. You will succumb to the Schnugg. .

He will lick your face, up your nose, behind your ears, on your eyes, your lips, and he might chew your hair some.

And the licks come at you like angry waves in an ocean. Bombarding you. Drowning you. Possibly choking you.

What a privilege.