The Schnug Life

There is a social contract law that anyone with fur babies have an innate understanding. It is the the Law of Not Moving if the Fur-Baby is comfy and laying on you.

If someone else needs something, if someone else can’t find something and needs you to get up and look, if someone can’t cook for themselves and wants you to fix them something to eat, if the phone rings and it is out of your reach, if someone is at the door, if you are thirsty or need a blanket, if you need the remote control and it is out of your reach, if someone wants to sit where you are, most know that you cannot be asked to move and that anything you request should be brought to you.

Is your foot asleep? Are you uncomfortable? Doesn’t matter, you know to tough it out.

Is it because you are important? No. It’s because the little angel tuft is on you and must not be disturbed and or inconvenienced in any way.

And all know to come together and rejoice in the cuteness. And if you have the fur baby it is your job to bring the sweet baby’s adorableness to everyone’s attention. You are called to spread the gospel of the dog is being cute.