The Schnug Life

I managed to find a harness tiny enough to fit him at Petco. It was $20.00 but worth it. Schnuggie runs slow because he is so tiny, but I am overweight and slower than a cripple. I literally have a friend who has a clubbed foot and I move slower than him. I actually manage to run slower than I walk. It baffles everyone. How is that possible? But I manage to defy all sensibilities and reasonable logic. So even Schnuggie seems like a greyhound off to the races in comparison to me and I needed to get a harness to keep him on a leash so he could be safe and yet have freedom to safely frolic.  

I took him to a little nature nook and he had so much fun and got to pee on his first tree. It was so cute! He sat on the roots so proudly. He claimed that tree in the name of Schnuggie, the Mighty.