The Schnug Life

Day 2. Puppies are like babies, they cry all night.

First night and Day 2 with Schnuggie. He cried all through the night. I had to tend to him every few hours. I have given birth to a human before and so am accustomed to the torture that is not getting sleep.

God made infants adorable so you wouldn’t kill them as they say.

His cooing is so high pitched and sweet.

1 A.M.

His crying is adorable, awww poor sweet little baby. Let me come save you.

3 A.M.

Aw man, again, well okay sweet baby. Feeling so groggy.

5. A.M.

Oh my God, I hate you so much. Will you please go to sleep you child of Satan!

until…..

I pick him up and then he looks like this.

I love you so much that I would give you my kidneys, you sweet baby from heaven. God sculpted you out of the dust bunnies under angel’s couches. Little tufts of bunnies, raccoons, bears, and primordial cuteness make up your being. He finally sleeps and I stay up just to stare at him because he has me captivated.

Just look at those bear paws! OMG I need to bludgeon myself with a mallet otherwise I will explode. Soooo………………..Much………..Cuteness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Relief. Cuteness Overload has caused me to pass out.